I’m in this wasteland again.
The sky is an eerie orange brown. If there is such a thing as glow-in-the-dark brown, that is what color the sky is. The whole city is in shambles as if in a bad knock-off of a John Carpenter movie. The buildings are dilapidated and covered in a filthy, rough patina. [...]
“Awesome! Now, you try it.”
Gary looked at the wall very closely. It was red brick, 2 meters tall, and divided the neighborhood in half. He slowly ran his fingers over it, feeling the rough surface thoughtfully. He gazed deeply into the earthen red bricks nearly entranced.
“Just do it!” Don bellowed at him.
With that, Gary pulled [...]
It was a derelict school.
On the chalk boards circles were drawn all over them. There was a big wall that could be seen from out the window. There were circles drawn all over that too. The wall was so big that it made no sense that there would be circles drawn that high, there [...]
I want to have a party for all the robots.
At my party only robotic music will be played, for robotic ears. Robot dances will be danced, robotically. The dance floor will be wide and spacious, to accommodate the wide variety of robot models that will get down in an even wider variety of robotic ways. [...]
A dating site for robots?
Unit 523’s visual input devices glazed over at the thought process of it all. Just the thought process that two cpus could be compatible and could create a lasting mutually beneficial relationship was enough to trigger a curiosity routine deep within unit 523’s circuits. The information portal glowed with a cold [...]
The old man had been working tirelessly for months.
The work shop was a dingy dirty place. The air was stale and smelled of a lifetime of toil and sweat. Hand made shelving covered the walls and on the shelves were books and manuals of all sizes and colors. They were stacked precariously on one another. [...]
I have to get out of here.
My name is Aven Streld. I’m a space marine from the planet Terra.
We’ve been on this god forsaken mission for 3 years, 7 months and 28 days. We had been dispatched with a fleet of ships to do battle with the gaseous beings of Isis 9. The vile creatures [...]
I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when I saw the dreadful thing. It was an advertisement for another one of those Shit Bird music recitals. I had heard the warnings about Shit Bird on the radio, I should have known better than to go to that bloody recital. I made my [...]
